2. Neon - It didn't look good on you last year, and it won't in 2013, either. Side note: Dear Katy Perry, you are not a Barbie doll. The end.
3. Boyfriend jeans - See #1. Even Jennifer Aniston looks stupid in them.
4. Trying to look like Zooey Deschanel - Just don't. She's a caricature of herself at this point.
5. What I refer to as the "overpattern." TOO. MUCH. PATTERN.
More to come. For now, marinate on these "to don'ts." Here's to a well-dressed 2013!