Things That Have to Go in 2013

1. Peplum - Looks OK on a hanger/toothpick-thin model who needs to create the illusion of curves; makes normal-shaped people look like weirdos.

2. Neon - It didn't look good on you last year, and it won't in 2013, either.

Side note: Dear Katy Perry, you are not a Barbie doll. The end.

3. Boyfriend jeans - See #1. Even Jennifer Aniston looks stupid in them.

4. Trying to look like Zooey Deschanel - Just don't. She's a caricature of herself at this point.

5. What I refer to as the "overpattern." TOO. MUCH. PATTERN.

More to come. For now, marinate on these "to don'ts." Here's to a well-dressed 2013!